WHAT THE BABIES?!

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Womens basketball

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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