- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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