- Anti Joke

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus