Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Why did? Yes

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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