- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What do u call a cripple Biv

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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