- Anti Joke

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.