Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Anti Joke

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