- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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kennah campion... being nice

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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A paralysed man falls over.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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