But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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