how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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