A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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New mission: refuse this mission

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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I love you

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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i committed murder

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What does water taste like? Water

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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