- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you gay?

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

-knock knock! -doors open

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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