what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

I love alchohol!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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