- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Tommy got neutered.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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