Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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haha black people :D

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Anti Joke

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