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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

I was watching Fox news.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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