- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

CHORGLUND

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

TIMMY

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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