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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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