Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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