What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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