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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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