What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Ebola

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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