What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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You know whats funny Aids

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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