- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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