- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

eoin burgin is fat

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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