- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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