Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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i had sex.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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