- Anti Joke

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake