A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

69.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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