- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

no really what are ur names?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

a man makes a bad joke

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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