Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

outside your comfort zone

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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