Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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