Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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hi jonny

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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I had a submarine.... once

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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haha

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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