A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Bob Saget

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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copy me and i will kill you

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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