- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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