you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Democracy.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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