Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Miami Heat.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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thumbs up!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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