What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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hi

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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You're on fire.

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The economy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Miami Heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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