A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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womens sports...

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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