Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Womens rights

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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