what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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equality for women

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Anti Joke

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