Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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acuna

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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