- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Jesus

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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