Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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women's rights

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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