- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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