what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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