- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

what is not funny? This joke.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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