Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Womens rights

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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You're on fire.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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