extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Womens Basketball.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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