Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Anti Joke

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