- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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